How Much Wood Would a...?

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: No idea.  But Oliver, our resident woodchuck wannabe could chuck a bed leg's worth.

I bought some wall art for my bedroom this weekend (because the bare walls were 2" of padding away from being an actual asylum) and so we had to move the bed to hang it.  Annnd we knew the legs were loose, so we decided to go ahead and flip the bed to tighten them.   Annnd we were greeted by the realization that the boy's "funhouse" under the bed was doubling as a wood-chewing speakeasy for Oliver as well.

Awesome.