I discovered these around the internet, and had to laugh because our Mulligan has so many of these traits... and here we thought we had an unusual husky.
1. If I like it, it's mine
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If I saw it first, it's mine.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
8. If you are playing with it and put it down, it's mine.
9. If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine.
10. If you get up from your chair, it's mine.
11. If it used to be yours, get over it.
12. If I shed it, it's yours. All of it! Everywhere.
13. If it's broken, it's yours. Get me a new one. Now!
14. If you throw it, I won't go get it, unless I want it,
then its mine.
15. I don't retrieve. I am a serious working dog. I have things to
pull, and places to go.
16. I promise to love you...unless food is involved.
17. I promise to obey you, unless others are watching or small furry
creatures breach my security perimiter.
18. If I do not like the fence, I help take down.
19. If looks like dinner, then I'll eat it.
20. If you fill in my hole, I dig it back out. Plus dig a second hole.
Do any of your dogs fit this profile?
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