Wall of Pain (Toys that I wish I hadn't spent money on)

Tops on the "terrible" list is this Kyjen Invincibles toy, I bought ours at Petco.  Guarantees in our house are taken more like a challenge.  This was guaranteed to squeak even after being punctured, so I handed over the $15 and took it home.

Even AS I was on the phone explaining to Scott that it was guaranteed, blah blah blah, it was destroyed.
Approximate lifetime in the den?  6 minutes. The guy at Petco laughed when I came in the next day with the shredded material, every one of the squeakers out and crushed and only the bottom of the rattle. Never found the top, don't wanna know.

Kong Squeaker Bone (and Ball)- the genius of this specific line of Kong is that the squeaker is recessed and generally on the inside, with a cushion of strong rubber and air surrounding it.  While this *does* keep the squeaker safe from being ripped out by Mulligan, there is another design flaw that Oliver discovered which lead to a quick murder.  The seams for the toys are at the ends and not flush, so Oliver tore off the bottom, which made it easier to annihilate.  We found the ball on clearance for $1 and got it- lasted 5 mins.

Other Products We Were Underwhelmed By:

Grooming Wipes
Kong: Snugga Wubba and Wubba